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Celebrate loud, local joy without raising a salute to anything you don’t believe in. This garment-dyed cotton tee carries a sharp, honest line—"I'm Here for the Fireworks, Not the Fascism"—that sits soft against the skin and reads clear from across a lawn. It belongs in the hands of people who want their humor pointed and their comfort uncompromised: backyard barbecue hosts who time the sparklers for dusk, marchers who stop afterward for a cold drink, and anyone who prefers to keep the party noisy and the politics blunt.
The relaxed, heavyweight knit feels lived-in from the first wear, and the muted, garment-dyed color looks like it’s been part of your rotation for years. Throw it on with worn denim, an old baseball cap, and a pair of folding chairs. Stand beside friends, count down the boom, laugh loud, and don’t let anyone get away with rewriting the night.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner drape
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
EU representative: North Star Threads, litisthelife@gmail.com, 8867 N Safflower Lane, Tucson, AZ, 85743, US Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
$18.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The relaxed, heavyweight knit feels lived-in from the first wear, and the muted, garment-dyed color looks like it’s been part of your rotation for years. Throw it on with worn denim, an old baseball cap, and a pair of folding chairs. Stand beside friends, count down the boom, laugh loud, and don’t let anyone get away with rewriting the night.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner drape
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
EU representative: North Star Threads, litisthelife@gmail.com, 8867 N Safflower Lane, Tucson, AZ, 85743, US Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean