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Fourth of July Patriotic T-Shirt — "I'm Here for the Fireworks, Not the Fascism"
Color
Size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Celebrate loud, local joy without raising a salute to anything you don’t believe in. This garment-dyed cotton tee carries a sharp, honest line—"I'm Here for the Fireworks, Not the Fascism"—that sits soft against the skin and reads clear from across a lawn. It belongs in the hands of people who want their humor pointed and their comfort uncompromised: backyard barbecue hosts who time the sparklers for dusk, marchers who stop afterward for a cold drink, and anyone who prefers to keep the party noisy and the politics blunt.
The relaxed, heavyweight knit feels lived-in from the first wear, and the muted, garment-dyed color looks like it’s been part of your rotation for years. Throw it on with worn denim, an old baseball cap, and a pair of folding chairs. Stand beside friends, count down the boom, laugh loud, and don’t let anyone get away with rewriting the night.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner drape
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean


EU representative: North Star Threads, litisthelife@gmail.com, 8867 N Safflower Lane, Tucson, AZ, 85743, US Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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